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$xhtml = array(
	'title' => 'A bad liar',
	'body' => <<<END
<section id="general">
	<h2>General news</h2>
	<p>
		I found a less convoluted way to make the graphic for the pile of flint node.
		This solution still only works because the textures don't need to be cropped individually.
		Instead, they're just overlaid and the resulting image base is small, effectively cropping the combined texture.
		Still, just take a look at the difference in the code. This is the old version from yesterday:
	</p>
	<blockquote>
		<p>
			<code>([combine:48x48:13,16=(default_flint.png^[transformR90)^[verticalframe:3:1^[transformR270^[verticalframe:3:1)^([combine:48x48:18,20=(default_flint.png^[transformR90)^[verticalframe:3:1^[transformR270^[verticalframe:3:1)^([combine:48x48:18,12=(default_flint.png^[transformR90)^[verticalframe:3:1^[transformR270^[verticalframe:3:1)</code>
		</p>
	</blockquote>
	<p>
		And this is the new version from today:
	</p>
	<blockquote>
		<p>
			<code>[combine:16x16:0,-3=default_flint.png:-4,2=default_flint.png:4,2=default_flint.png</code>
		</p>
	</blockquote>
	<p>
		The new version's much more direct and to the point.
		I also added some nice nodes for building hardwood floors out of.
		I was never able to get them to look how I wanted them to, due to the inability to both crop and overlay in a single combined texture, but I think how it turned out was even better than desired.
	</p>
	<p>
		At work, a customer complained that they had to go to the menu board.
		They claimed to have never been through our drive-through before and didn't see our signs saying to order at the menu board, and thus had no way to know not to wait at the window for us.
		That's completely ridiculous though.
		Our drive-though is the only one I've <strong>*ever*</strong> seen in which we ever took orders directly at the window (excluding tiny shops such as those small coffee places).
		We don't do that any more, and I'm sure there exist other drive-throughs in which orders are taken at the window, but they're heavily in the minority, as least in our area.
		Without being given a reason to think <strong>*not*</strong> to order at the menu board, the only thing that makes sense is to first try the menu board assuming orders will be taken there, then pull forward if the menu board proves unresponsive.
		Even a moron could figure that out.
		My guess is that they really <strong>*have*</strong> been through our drive-though, but not in the past year or so.
		They're just a fool and a bad liar.
	</p>
	<p>
		My <a href="/a/canary.txt">canary</a> still sings the tune of freedom and transparency.
	</p>
</section>
END
);
